A bakery in Leigh On Sea has declared that they have invented a gingerbread biscuit that can’t possibly offend anyone. 

However, La Fin De Cloche on Leigh Road may be guilty of not quite thinking this through properly. 

This baked treat won’t offend vegans, fans of additive, preservative and GM-free products, or those who feel that gender equality should apply to cakes.

However it may offend people who begrudge paying £2.50 for a fucking gingerbread man – there, we said it.