A four-year-boy called Logan whose mum complained to Tesco about a lack of ‘l’ and ‘o’ in a bag of potato shapes has complained to his mum for giving him such a stupid bloody name in the first place.
He said: ‘I just love being named after a major airport in Boston, USA, or that bad guy from 24.’
‘She could have at least gone for ‘Wogan’ instead. The Floral Dance was the sh*t.’
‘To be fair, half the kids at my school are going to have the same problem – some of them don’t even know what a vowel is.’
This is the latest name-based controversy to hit the UK in recent times. Just a few months ago, a newborn baby was taken into care over welfare concerns after his mother named him ‘Keith.’