The Labour Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott today confirmed that she was going to stop supporting the IRA, but she got high.

In a TV interview, she also said that she was going to get her sums right, but she got high.

She added: ‘Some of my political views have changed over the years, just like my hairstyle.’

‘I had a particularly splendid Afro back in the day, but I got high.’

‘I was going to tell Jeremy to get a good suit, but I got high.’

‘And now I look like a tit on TV, and you know why? Hey hey!’

‘Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.’

‘I said I’d pay the police thirty quid a year, but I got high.’

‘Or maybe I meant thirty grand, but I got high.’

‘Everyone’s now laughing at me, and you know why? Hey hey!’

‘Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.’

This development is the latest embarrassment for Abbott. Just a few weeks ago, she was slammed when she ‘misspoke’ and declared that Jeremy Corbyn was ‘electable.’

Furthermore, this will come at the worst possible time for Jeremy Corbyn, as the party leader is currently embroiled in allegations that he ‘had a curry’ with the arch enemy of Eternia Skeletor in 1991.

He has also hinted on a number of occasions that he thought he was meeting with the Canadian crooner Bryan Adams.

DISCLAIMER: We are not implying that Diane Abbott has indulged in any narcotic or hallucinogenic substances, ever.