This was one of our favourite images to arrive at the Newsdesk of Southend News Network. We have no idea where it is (we have blanked out the phone number after we got in the sh*t for sharing it on Facebook), but the owners may want to rethink it as it does seem like a VERY good offer.


To be fair, who wouldn’t want a ‘happy ending’ after an invigorating all-over treatment?

Original image from Extreme Pedantry on Facebook.