Police were called to the UKIP conference in Torquay today after the party’s new logo was revealed with an African animal in it. 

Shortly after the new design was unveiled on the big screen, a voice from the audience was heard shouting ‘Bloody Africans. What d’you go and choose an animal from Bongo Bongo Land for when there’s loads of British ones you could have used instead.’

The lone voice continued: ‘Nothing would have said ‘we’re ready to hold the government’s feet to the fire about Brexit’ better than a particularly wound-up badger.’

’This party’s gone to the dogs.’