The North Korean news anchor Ri Chun-hee has announced that she will be joining the BBC to present the 6 o’clock news from January 2018.
According to a source within the BBC, her presenting style will be ‘a perfect match’ for Jeremy Corbyn’s predicted general election victory next March.
Secret screen tests have been taking place for a number of months, and our source said that her performances have been ‘amazing.’
He added: ‘She was in the studio on the day that Sir Bruce Forsyth passed away, and she spoke with an unbelievably dramatic tone that will probably only be topped the day that Sir David Attenborough pegs it.’
’We love the way that her voice suddenly turns to anger and bile every time she read a report about people who voted Leave.’