A new law has been approved by Parliament making it perfectly legal for an adult woman to engage in sexual activity with a teenager over the age of 13 if she is ‘a bit of a MILF.’

According to the exact wording of The Milf Act 2017, the law won’t apply if the gender roles are reversed because that would be ‘disgusting and noncey.’

The change in legislation was proposed by the Conservative MP for Foulness Island Sir Sidney James, and he told Southend News Network that it would give Britain’s young male population the perfect opportunity to raise their batting average without fear of getting into trouble.

He said: ‘Let’s face it. A bloke going with an underage girl is the most disgusting thing in the universe, but I would have given my right bollock to shag my mate’s Mum when I was 14.’

’She always used to wear this low cut top when I went over there to play Subbuteo.’

’You hear about some of the lads these days pulling a lady teacher and it just makes me want to sit back and applaud, not call the old bill.’

’You should see the way that some of these staff dress at school anyway – how can you discourage sexual advances when you have a skirt riding up to just above the knees?’

According to a spokesperson from the Justice Department, a MILF panel has been formed to sit on a case-by-case basis, and it will deliver a verdict provided that at least 70% of the panel would smash the defendant with ‘the force of a thousand suns.’