businessman walking and holding bag with thief shadow

Facebook users have been expressing their dismay and outrage after a business selling a really expensive item at a very discounted price turned out to be a huge great steaming pile of BOLLOCKS. According to the people who have fallen for this ‘elaborate scam,’ they had no reason to suspect that it was as legitimate as rocking horse shit, and some people have even called for the fraudsters to return all of the money to those who have been scammed. 

Outraged parent Chloe Maurronne from Southchurch said: ‘I noticed on this Facebook page that they had something for sale at just £50 that costs £100 everywhere else – all I had to do is send the money to a business that didn’t actually have a physical location anywhere. After I noticed that 743 other people had been scammed by the same page, I was a little bit sceptical, but I really wanted the expensive item that was on sale. Now that I have lost my money, I am outraged, and I will keep this expression of utter outrage on my face until at least 2023.’

We contacted a number of other victims to offer our services as a ‘safe cash haven’ where their money could be protected by our own bank account until the threat of further fraud has passed.

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