Essex-based singer Annie Humphrey has sensationally REFUSED to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony on January 20th in Washington after allegations emerged that the president-elect ‘grabbed Annie’s pussy’ in an inappropriate manner. 

According to the singer from South Woodham Ferrers, the incident took place 48 hours ago when Miss Humphrey travelled to a preliminary meeting with Trump at his New York office. 

Annie and her beloved Mr Crouchypuss

She said: ‘I take Mr Crouchypuss with me everywhere. I call him that because I found him down by the local river one day.’

‘Mr Trump’s team arranged a special passport for him and we flew over in first class. It was all very fancy and we were whisked straight over there from the airport in a limo.’

‘However, I started feeling very uneasy when I met him. His handshake was like a wet lettuce, and without asking me first he grabbed Mr Crouchypuss by his two front legs and pretended to do some sort of ballroom dance with him.’

‘Cats hate being up on their hind legs as it can be painful for them, but Donald was adamant that they had to get through the whole of The Blue Danube.’

‘I just picked him up off the floor and ran out of the building in floods of tears. Nobody hurts my little Crouchypuss.’

‘It doesn’t matter if you are the elected leader of the free world, you don’t mess around with anybody’s pussy uninvited.’

This is the latest unwelcome development for Trump, with Rebecca Ferguson already turning down the offer to sing at the event.

A spokesperson for Trump said: ‘Donald is disappointed that Miss Humphrey will not be performing. Contrary to what you may read in the press, the invitation was withdrawn after Mr Crouchypuss attacked his toupée.’