A copy of a letter has surfaced on Twitter (Credit: @GCW), and it appears to have been sent to a member of Thorpe Hall Golf Club in Thorpe Bay, Essex.

Credit: @GCW / Twitter
Credit: @GCW / Twitter

 

Within it, the member is being warned about an incident that has been caught on CCTV. Apparently, the individual has been filmed ‘waving’ a phallic object around (surely a dildo).

In the incident, it also states that Guinness was sprayed around, covering other members and paintwork. The member has offered to pay for any work needed to put things right.

In spite of the member’s offer, it still seems that he has been issued with a warning, with the possibility of further action if there is a repeat performance in the future.

Perhaps it will be difficult to verify this story and the letter without seeing the CCTV footage first-hand, but at the same time you would have to wonder why someone would make this up!

Dildos in Thorpe Bay eh? Perish the thought. For a town full of Hyacinth Bouquet-types and Daily Mail readers we’re astonished that the army weren’t called in to restore order.

If you are by any chance the bearer of the ‘phallic object,’ we would love to hear from you. Have you managed to retrieve it from the Thorpe Hall Golf Club cupboard yet?

Have a good look at the letter and make up your own mind. Could anyone make it up, honestly?