Due to the unprecedented numbers of Kent residents trying to enter Essex illegally through the Dartford Tunnel, government officials in Essex have been forced to take drastic action in order to discourage would-be Thames crossers from making the perilous journey.
In a last-minute plan, a major marketing campaign has been launched on all TV channels in Kent to show the ‘Essex Is Crap’ song from the 90’s ITV show Spitting Image – the song can be viewed below. It is hoped that the content of the song will be enough to convince the population of Kent that Essex really isn’t the gold-plated paradise that everyone seems to think it is.
Shane Cortina, an Essex government official, explained the decision to use the song. He said, ‘We have been under an incredible amount of pressure in the last few days to try and convince people in Kent that Essex really isn’t all that it is cracked up to be – Kent is very much the garden of England, while Essex is merely the patio.’
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