A spokesperson for the Greenwich Observatory has reminded Brexit voters to put their clocks back to 1972 overnight tonight.
According to a statement, this small adjustment will allow all bananas to become as bendy as possible due to a known loophole in the space-time continuum.
They added: ‘With a bit of luck, the flares and winkle-pickers will be out in force as well, and it will also become mysteriously acceptable to tell people to go back where they came from too.’
’We would urge caution throughout the process this evening as another 120 years the wrong way and you risk going full Rees-Mogg.’
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