A spokesperson for the Department for Exiting The European Union has confirmed that the Brexit Impact Study Papers have been replaced with a video of TV presenters Ant and Dec jangling a set of car keys and cracking puns of a mildly-sexual nature.
The seven-minute clip includes both Geordie personalities repeatedly saying ‘look at the shiny shiny man’ while Land Of Hope And Glory plays in the background on a loop.
Leave voter Bert Berk told Southend News Network that the video has ‘really put his mind at ease.’
He added: ‘It’s really reassuring that things must be going so well that they are able to put this video out.’
’Unless I am very much mistaken, those keys are from a 1996 Austin Mini Metro.’
’Brought a tear to my eye.’