20 ARRESTS after police raid at West Ham stadium uncovers MASSIVE FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES

A Metropolitan Police spokesperson has confirmed that 20 arrests have been made at West Ham United's London Stadium after a raid uncovered massive financial irregularities within the...

Queen Elizabeth II RETIRES, with monarchy tipped to appoint Britain’s first non-white monarch

Onlookers and well-wishers were left in a state of shock today while Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was addressing the crowd at a Southend gathering to celebrate...

Brian Blessed relishing UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY to play ‘psychotic, screaming lunatic with beard’ in new...

The actor Brian Blessed OBE has admitted that he is 'incredibly excited' about a unique opportunity that has come up to play a 'psychotic, screaming lunatic with...

SHOCK as Little Kingdom votes to leave the European Union

There have been shockwaves across the Little Kingdom and the rest of Europe today after a majority of voters in the country elected to LEAVE the European...

Driver reveals ONE SIMPLE TRICK to avoid ALL speeding fines and penalty points

A motorist from Southend has revealed the one simple trick that she has been using for the last 10 years that she claims has helped her to...

Tottenham Hotspur confirm new club VIAGRA SUPPLIER as team fails to get past semi...

A spokesperson for Tottenham Hotspur has confirmed that the club has taken on a new Viagra supplier after Sunday's FA Cup semi-final defeat to Chelsea.  As this was...

QATARI BILLIONAIRE wants to take Southend United to the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

After months of negotiations, Southend News Network can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Qatari billionaire Sheikh Oonvakh is on the verge of taking over the club and pumping vast...

Shoreditch in POLICE LOCKDOWN after hipsters brawl over who has best man-bun

The entire Shoreditch area of East London is currently in LOCKDOWN after a ferocious brawl broke out between three hipsters over who had the greatest man-bun.  According to...

TRAFFIC CHAOS as three cars arrive at mini-roundabout at the same time

Motorists in Rochford have described 'a total and utter shambles' this morning after two-mile tailbacks have developed in all directions from the mini-roundabout by the station. West Street,...

UKIP calls for urgent BEEKEEPER VEIL BAN after thousands hurt in Essex chemical attack

A spokesperson for UKIP has called for an urgent ban on beekeeper veils after thousands of bees were injured in a chemical attack in the heart of...