Nicola Sturgeon calls for REFERENDUM after Scotland fail to qualify for the World Cup

The First Minister of Scotland Nicola Sturgeon has called for an urgent referendum after Scotland failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup in Russia. Speaking in front...

UK preparing for ‘no deal Brexit’ by discussing plans to join Africa

A leaked government email has revealed that the United Kingdom is currently preparing for a 'no deal Brexit' scenario by discussing plans to join the continent of...

REVEALED: Tory government found £1bn for DUP deal by replacing Theresa May with inflatable...

A leaked email has confirmed that the Conservative government managed to fund their £1bn House of Commons deal with the DUP by having Prime Minister Theresa May...

HALALDI discount supermarkets open after Asian population boom in UK

A forward-thinking businessman from Essex has been given the go-ahead to open 250 discount Halal supermarkets across the UK that will serve the Muslim community. 37-year-old Ahmed Al-Zhafavah...

Wayne Rooney begins community service by letting four-year-olds teach him to read

The drink-drive footballer Wayne Rooney has started his community service by allowing four-year-old schoolchildren to teach him to read. The Everton star begun his 200-hour punishment in a...

McDonalds launches greatest thing ever but not in the UK but CLICK ANYWAY

McDonalds has just launched their greatest menu item ever but not in the UK and you won’t find that bit out until the end of the article...

Man falls into COMA waiting for England to FUCKING SCORE

A woman from Southend has been telling Southend News Network about the horror of seeing her husband fall into a COMA while waiting for England to score...

The EU Court of Human Rights just ruled that the Dartford Crossing Toll is...

A panel of senior judges at the European Court of Human Rights has ruled that the Dartford Crossing toll is ILLEGAL. According to a case summary that has...

Basildon residents to be exempt from Tory plans for compulsory organ donation

A spokesperson for the Conservative Party has confirmed that residents of Basildon will be exempt from plans to automatically add all UK citizens to the organ donors...

OUTRAGE as Ryanair charge passengers extra €29.99 for RAF escort

Passengers on a Ryanair flight from Lithuania to the UK have been charged an extra €29.99 each after an RAF jet escorted the aircraft to London Stansted.  According...