Thousands complain to the BBC after Mr Tumble spotted wearing ‘Pro EU’ waistcoat

Thousands of viewers have complained to the BBC after the popular children's TV character Mr Tumble was spotted on screen wearing a 'Pro EU' waistcoat. Shortly after the...

Mum struggling to find way of telling young son Jeremy Corbyn isn’t real

A mother has been telling Southend News Network of her struggle to find a way of telling her seven year old son that Jeremy Corbyn isn't real. Jemima...

Load of random shit chucked in box suddenly becomes ‘hamper’ in December

It has been revealed that throwing various random shit into a box suddenly becomes classed as a 'hamper' in December, as opposed to the more common term...

Residents CALL POLICE after toddler spotted using potty outside £1.5m Thorpe Bay homes

Residents of a row of houses worth 'more than £1.5m' in Thorpe Bay reportedly called the police on Saturday afternoon after a three-year-old child was spotted using...

Fears grow for pensioner trapped under mountain of Quality Street in supermarket

There are growing concerns about an 83-year-old man who is trapped underneath a mountain of Quality Street boxes in Tesco in Southend. Shortly after 3pm on Saturday afternoon,...

Donald Trump announces ‘limited’ UK visit including Canvey Island

A spokesperson for the White House has confirmed that the President Of The United States Donald Trump will carry out a ‘limited’ UK tour in March 2018...

Deputy PM Damian Green splashes out on new computer

The Deputy Prime Minister Damien Green has splashed out on a new computer after the old allegedly got ‘clogged up with data.’ A spokesperson for Green said: ‘Mr...

First pictures of Elf On The Shelf kidnapped by Islamic State militants

The first images have emerged of an Elf On The Shelf who has been captured by fighters claiming to represent the so-called Islamic State. The photographs were released...

PC World to launch BUY STUFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT queues in stores

A spokesperson for Curry's PC World has confirmed that they will be trialling BUY STUFF AND GET THE FUCK OUT queues in stores from January 2018. According to...

Donald Trump retweets Alf Garnett rant

The President of the United States of America has retweeted a rant by the 60's and 70's TV star Alf Garnett about immigrants in the United Kingdom. He...