ANGER as Trident missile test misses Southend Pier by TEN FEET

MPs are currently demanding answers from Prime Minister Theresa May after it emerged that a Trident nuclear missile test in December 2016 'went off course,' with the...

Public health alert over DANGEROUSLY-LOW OXYGEN LEVELS in heavy fog

Public health officials in Essex have issued a yellow-level warning about the current heavy fog conditions after twelve weather stations across Essex recorded that oxygen levels were...

STATEMENT: Southend United sack groundsman after 27 years of loyal service

'Loyal groundsman of 27 years loses job because match is called off due to frozen pitch even though it's been f*cking freezing every night for the week beforehand.' This...

EMERGENCY SCHOOL THUNDERFOG CLOSURE details for Essex

A spokesperson for the Essex County Education Coalition has confirmed that a number of schools in the county will be closed on Monday due to the 'thunderfog'...

Titanic memorial campaigners SLAM new wine range over ‘insensitive name’

A spokesperson for Titanic Memorial Society UK has confirmed that members are seeking legal advice after a new range of wine went on sale under the brand...

Four-year-old child TAKEN INTO CARE after parents remove iPad access

A four-year-old child from Southend On Sea has been TAKEN INTO CARE by social services staff and police officers after their parents revoked access to an iPad...

The BBC just made the GREATEST TYPO OF ALL TIME about Nigel Farage

Nigel Farage has been called a lot of things in his time, but this has to stand out above all others! Knowing a bit about how Facebook works,...

BREAKING: Piers Morgan CRITICAL after Women’s March fight

A number of sources have confirmed that TV personality Piers Morgan is critical after he was involved in a number of disagreements on Twitter over today's Women's...

Man supports Women’s March until he realises he needs to MAKE OWN SANDWICH

A 43-year-old man from Southend has admitted that he no longer supports his wife's involvement in today's Women's Rights March in London after realising that he would...

Trump adds NIGEL FARAGE bust to his desk in Oval Office

Donald Trump supporters in the United Kingdom have been hailing the start of a new era in the 'special relationship' after eagle-eyed observers spotted a bust of...