POLICE CALLED to mass dogging cruise event in Southend Town Centre

A spokesperson for Essex Police has confirmed that officers have attended what has been described as a 'late scale gathering' in Southend Town Centre this evening.  According to...

Explosive wreck SS Montgomery STARTS MOVING in tidal surge

Reports have just reached Southend News Network that the explosive wreck of the WW2 ship the SS Richard Montgomery has STARTED MOVING as a result of the...

LIVE: List of Friday SCHOOL CLOSURES in Essex

Friday 13th January - The current snow warning status is set to INDIGO, which means that snow disruption is 'imminently prominent,' Southend News Network will be keeping up...

WATCH THIS – Our song about SNOW CHAOS was BANNED on Facebook

On Thursday evening, we published a video all about how Brits lose their freakin' minds as soon as there is the tiniest little bit of snow. Sh*t...

RED FLOOD ALERT issued for Southend-Chalkwell-Shoebury on Friday

We're not f*****g about - the Environment Agency has genuinely issued a RED FLOODING ALERT for Southend Seafront for Friday 13th January at around 1.30PM.  There are areas...

Global Jewish news site uses OUR FAKE STORY as anti-Muslim propaganda 

In May 2016, we posted a 'news story' about bikinis being banned from beaches in Southend for 'cultural reasons' in an attempt to enrage the knuckle-dragging far...

THE MILK, THE MILK … BUY ALL THE MILK FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

A spokesperson for a consortium of all South Essex supermarkets has confirmed that supplies of milk have now reached critical levels due to 'excessive panic buying' in...

UPDATED: List of Essex school closures

With the current snow warning status set to MAROON, Southend News Network will be keeping up to date with the latest school closures so that you can...

RESIDENTS’ FURY as council wastes £25,000 on ‘pointless’ sign

Residents in Southend have BLASTED their local council after it was revealed that £25,000 has been spent on a sign specifically to let people know that that...

c2c franchise sold to consortium of Italian businessmen 

A spokesperson for National Express has confirmed that the c2c rail franchise has been sold to an Italian rail operator.  In a statement, it also added that a...