SHOCK as Little Kingdom votes to leave the European Union

There have been shockwaves across the Little Kingdom and the rest of Europe today after a majority of voters in the country elected to LEAVE the European...

Driver reveals ONE SIMPLE TRICK to avoid ALL speeding fines and penalty points

A motorist from Southend has revealed the one simple trick that she has been using for the last 10 years that she claims has helped her to...

Tottenham Hotspur confirm new club VIAGRA SUPPLIER as team fails to get past semi...

A spokesperson for Tottenham Hotspur has confirmed that the club has taken on a new Viagra supplier after Sunday's FA Cup semi-final defeat to Chelsea.  As this was...

QATARI BILLIONAIRE wants to take Southend United to the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

After months of negotiations, Southend News Network can EXCLUSIVELY reveal that Qatari billionaire Sheikh Oonvakh is on the verge of taking over the club and pumping vast...

Shoreditch in POLICE LOCKDOWN after hipsters brawl over who has best man-bun

The entire Shoreditch area of East London is currently in LOCKDOWN after a ferocious brawl broke out between three hipsters over who had the greatest man-bun.  According to...

TRAFFIC CHAOS as three cars arrive at mini-roundabout at the same time

Motorists in Rochford have described 'a total and utter shambles' this morning after two-mile tailbacks have developed in all directions from the mini-roundabout by the station. West Street,...

UKIP calls for urgent BEEKEEPER VEIL BAN after thousands hurt in Essex chemical attack

A spokesperson for UKIP has called for an urgent ban on beekeeper veils after thousands of bees were injured in a chemical attack in the heart of...

Marine Le Pen appointed new UKIP leader

A spokesperson for UKIP has confirmed that Marine Le Pen has been appointed as party leader replacing Paul Nuttall.  The shock announcement was made just thirty minutes after...

Man celebrates after completing 14-day Weight Watchers plan in just THREE HOURS

A man from Southend has been celebrating after completing a 14-day Weight Watchers plan in just 3 hours and 28 minutes.  Representatives of the slimming club are currently...

SHOCKING FOOTAGE shows thousands of white people chasing group of black men around London

Metropolitan Police detectives have promised an immediate investigation after footage emerged on Sunday of a group of black men being chased around London by THOUSANDS of white...