Footballers raising money for Children In Need by standing in field of shit for...

A number of footballers at West Ham United are raising money for Children In Need by standing in a field of shit for 90 minutes on Saturday...

OUTRAGE as Tesco remove the word ‘Christmas’ from cracker packaging

Members of the public have reacted angrily after the supermarket Tesco removed the word ‘Christmas’ from their cracker packaging.  According to a number of the shoppers in their...

Emergency Act of Parliament passed to allow ambulances to park wherever they fucking need...

An emergency Act of Parliament has been passed today in the House of Commons that will allow ambulances to park wherever they fucking need to if someone...

PARENTS’ OUTRAGE as Postman Pat episode shows first-ever ‘outdoor sex scene’

Parents have been reacting with outrage and anger online after an episode of Postman Pat included an 'outdoor sex scene' involving the popular postman and farmer Alf...

Barmy EU law means Curlywurly bars must become 14% less curly and 8% less...

A new EU law that is due to come into effect on 1st December will force Cadbury’s to make some changes to their popular Curlywurly bar in...

OUTRAGE as M&S uses unaccompanied child migrant in Christmas advert

There has been a great deal of anger and outrage after Marks and Spencer used an unaccompanied child migrant in their latest Christmas advert on TV. It has...

Facebook introduces SCROLL THE FUCK PAST tool for users who see things they don’t...

A spokesperson for Facebook has confirmed that all users will soon see a 'revolutionary' new tool that they will be able to access when something appears on...

NHS to sack 1200 paediatricians and replace them by directing parents to Mummy Facebook...

The Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has announced that the NHS will be sacking 1200 qualified paediatricians over the next twelve months and introducing a new 'treatment pathway'...

Penny Mordaunt becomes first MILF to join Theresa May’s cabinet

Penny Mordaunt has become to first MILF to join Prime Minister Theresa May’s cabinet as International Secretary For My Eyes Are Up Here You Filthy Bastards.  It is...

Man in critical condition after collapsing under the weight of his own Toby Carvery...

A 34-year-old man from Southend is in intensive care this evening after he collapsed under the weight of his serving from Toby Carvery. A spokesperson for the Southend...