Brit in Spain SHOCKED to learn that Spanish for ‘beer’ isn’t ‘BEER’ screamed very...

A 25-year-old British holidaymaker in Spain has expressed his shock after he discovered that the Spanish word for 'beer' isn't just the word 'beer' screamed very loudly...

Research reveals that The Very Hungry Caterpillar actually contracted DIABETES and lost a foot

Documents uncovered by zoological historians in the USA have sensationally revealed a cover-up in the biography bestseller The Very Hungry Caterpillar. According to Dr Irving Peeder of the...

Bloody Muslims, knocking on doors in the middle of the night saving lives

A 57-year-old UK First supporter from Essex has slammed the many Muslims who saved countless lives by knocking on doors during the fire at Grenfell Tower.  According to...

Basildon girl waiting for AUTOMATIC CAR to take her to Lakeside

According to reports from witnesses in her street, it has been confirmed that 19-year-old Michelle Garridge from Eastmayne, Basildon has been sitting in her new automatic Vauxhall...

Scientists conclude there is NO LINK between ‘girth of exhaust’ and ‘girth of penis’

A team of scientific researchers from the University of East Canvey has concluded that there is 'no conclusive evidence' to prove that there is a definite link...

Appeal for London tower block Fire victims reaches £2,400 in just a few hours...

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who has shared our appeal to raise money for the victims of the devastating Grenfell Tower fire in West London -...

Facebook punishment is having a MAJOR IMPACT on Southend News Network

As we mentioned a couple of days ago, Facebook has decided to punish Southend News Network over an alleged 'breach' of their terms and conditions for Facebook...

Arsenal pull out of Rooney deal as they don’t have space for tyre on...

Arsenal have reportedly pulled out of a deal to sign the out of favour Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney because there isn't room at their training ground...

Coronation Street filming SUSPENDED as cat won’t come down from roof

Filming of the ITV soap opera Coronation Street has been SUSPENDED after the show's famous 'credits cat' Nigel refused to come down from a roof on set.  At...

Tottenham Hotspur claim 2016/2017 Premier League title

A spokesperson for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club has confirmed that a claim has been launched for the 2016/2017 Premier League title to be awarded to them instead...