Facebook launches ‘LOOK AT ME I’M AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT’ button

A spokesperson for Facebook has confirmed that a 'LOOK AT ME I'M AT THE FUCKING AIRPORT' button will shortly be available for users on iOS and Android.  Using...

Three arrested after police chase hearse on ‘trail of destruction’ at 96 mph

Three men have been arrested after a high-speed police chase involving a hearse in Southend On Sea on Tuesday afternoon. Shortly before 4.30pm, witnesses spotted a hearse on...

Here’s how to save £20 on the McGregor Vs Mayweather fight

It has been revealed that fight fans can save £20 on this weekend's super fight between Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather by simply standing outside their local...

ANGER as Hindu Thomas The Tank Engine appears in London toyshop

Complaints have been made to a London toyshop after what contractors installed what has been described as a 'giant Hindu Thomas The Tank Engine.' Images of the 'diversity...

Lidl and Farmfoods staff BRAWL IN CAR PARK over Wagon Wheel ‘price war’

Police were called to a retail park in Chelmsford today after staff from neighbouring Lidl and Farmfoods stores were spotted BRAWLING in the car park over an...

Essex Waitrose considers becoming ‘members only’ after affordable housing block opens next door

A source has confirmed that the Leigh On Sea branch of Waitrose is considering a 'members only' system after council bosses announced that a number of affordable...

‘English pride’ market stall selling ALCOHOLIC BACON threatened with closure

A far-right group who bill themselves as 'taking their country back' has opened a market stall in Southend On Sea selling ALCOHOLIC BACON, and they have already...

Mum books whole soft play centre for her son to play by himself as...

A mum from Leigh On Sea in Essex has caused controversy after booking out an entire soft play centre for her son to play by himself as...

Man dies after being overcome by smell of scented soaps in Lush

A 23-year-old man from Westcliff On Sea in Essex has died after being overcome by the combined smell of 74 different scented soaps in his local branch...

BBC scraps licence fee after only person bloody worth paying for sadly passes away

A spokesperson for the BBC has confirmed that the licence fee has been 'scrapped with immediate effect' after the only person who was bloody well worth paying...