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Brexit downgraded to sticking up a few more Union Jacks and making Nigel Farage...

According to sources within the British government, a lack of progress in Brexit negotiations with the European Union has led to David Davis and the rest of...

Evidence reveals Uber drivers ‘get lost, eat babies and were probably responsible for both...

Shocking evidence has come to light after TFL refused to renew Uber's operating license that drivers for the company often 'get lost, eat babies, and were probably...

CORBYN SHAME as source confirms Labour leader ‘had curry’ with SKELETOR in 1991

A new scandal is set to engulf Jeremy Corbyn's general election campaign today as it has emerged that the Labour candidate 'had a curry' with Skeletor in...

England sack England Ladies coach Sampson after FA realised he wasn’t a woman

An inside source at the Football Association has confirmed that England Ladies coach Mark Sampson had his employment terminated after FA bosses realised that he wasn't a...

UK government starts issuing passports WITHOUT EUROPEAN UNION on the cover

Some members of the British public have reported that they have received new passports from the UK Government Passport Office WITHOUT the European Union title on the...

Drug driving re-legalised for BMW drivers after police notice ‘marked improvement’ in driving

Driving while under the influence of drugs has been re-legalised for BMW owners after road safety officials in Essex noticed a 'marked improvement in driving' in users...

Ryanair boss O’Leary: ‘Anyone know how to fly a plane?’

In an exclusive interview with Southend News Network, the Ryanair boss Michael O'Leary has asked the general public if anyone knows how to fly a plane. Speaking to...

Fears grow for six people TRAPPED in MSN Messenger

An international relief and rescue effort is underway after it was revealed that six members of the public have been trapped inside MSN Messenger since the service...

Boutique shop owner in Leigh On Sea doesn’t have a clue what he sells...

The owner of a boutique shop in Leigh On Sea has admitted to Southend News Network that he doesn't have the remotest idea what he is actually...